Good morning, Jane.
Today is your day.
Mountain Spring Clean Zest-fully delicious, be sure to wash the taste of last night's winning holiday memorial homecoming I don't want to be here cheer from your hair.
Tuck smooth as a baby's bottom, Gillette legs carefully into opaque black stockings. Try not to snag. Remember. You are not a runner.
Cover Girl Clean. Your Ego responds. Cosmopolitan Marie Claire Mademoiselle And the like.
What they're really saying is:
"Cover it, Girl! Cover it good. Prime it and polish it, exfoliate and dry. We don't want to see you bare-assed, bare faced bare-boned." And the like.
Not today. Not in this light. Never in full sun.
Remember Jane. Save bare for cloudy days, dim light and no light.
Save it for moments when you are by yourself. And do not expect 8 a.m. good morning knocks.
But today, Don't disappoint. Paint your cheeks, Jane. Paint them rosy and dewy and young.
And as you worship a sleek black disappointingly phallic container ( you've seen them, girls.), repeat to yourself this and every morning's mantra:
"ColorStay Lipstick will not Smudge." "ColorStay Lipstick will not Smudge." "ColorStay Lipstick will not Smudge."
not on belt buckle, nor zipper, nor any other direction you have to head.
You're a good woman, Jane. Good Woman, in permanently pressed, disposed of in 2.5 seconds flat, slacks.
Remember to brush your teeth, comb your hair,
and re-sew the tears in your skin
each and every day.
and Make us proud.
( we know silver trees drip a trail from your pant leg. )
We believe in you. we Believe in you. we believe in You. Us.
Yes, Good Morning Jane.
Today is your day. |